“I have a hamster and I hate Windows Vista. If i sit in the back of the bus, why is my answering machine not giving me toast when I ask it for peanut butter?” Where, in all the realms of insanity, is the right answer for this question? I swear, I’ve had like four people [...]

So we’re pretty much a third of the way through National Novel Writing Month, and I’m at about a third of where I need to be. It’s annoying, but it happens. Writers have this issue – it amounts to the same thing retail workers call “Stockroom Syndrome” where you enter the stock room and completely [...]